How do you get an Asian to crash their car?

Make the windshield full screen

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why does Axl Rose have trouble getting his car fixed?

Because no one wants to feel his serpentine.

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Crash Jokes More Crash Jokes

Why did Bruce Jenner crash his car?

Because she's a woman.

What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit !

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call an Asian who breaks a lot of wind?

Fa Ting

What do you call an Asian wearing contacts?

Customization. GET IT CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.