What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What's this bit here?

NURSE: ...his heart ME: Hm. NURSE: Your resume said you were a surgeon ME: My resume says a lot of things

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the Moderate Moslem say before hitting a guy for criticizing his religion?

It's alright, reddit'll say this had nothing to do Islam.

What did the cow do when the farmer was about to hit him?

He mooved

Windshield Jokes More Windshield Jokes

How do you blindfold an Asian woman?

Put a windshield in front of her.

What do you call the piece of plastic behind the windshield in an Iraqi car?

A Daeshboard

Fly Mind Jokes More Fly Mind Jokes

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

Rear End Jokes More Rear End Jokes

Why is the rear end of a boat so tough?

It's made of stern stuff.

What's the last thing to go through a fly's mind when it hits a windshield?

It's rear end!