You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!
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How do you put an elephant in a safeway bag? : I don't know, how? : Take the S away from "safe" and the F out of "way." : But there's no F in way. :
Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.
You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".
You take the "F" out of way.
You know when someone cancels plans you wanted to cancel anyway Almost as good as that.
Dave promptly burst into tears as not everyone in the world knew Dave.
Stand it on four bricks !
Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.
Laughing stock.
Hobos
The Kurds have their ways
A: The frog's probably on its way to a gig.
Because she can't fit into D shells
When your wife's clothes start to fit her.
Get another one to yell BINGO
Get another one to say bingo
