How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ?

Dumbo !

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Why do women parachutists wear jock straps?

So they don't whistle on the way down.

Why does Poland stay from Germany?

a couple decades ago they had a three way with Russia that ended poorly

F Jokes More F Jokes

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? "FIRETRUCK"!!! What were you thinking? What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"? ..."POPCORN"!! What were you thinking?!?!?!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

Why does Ariel wear seashells?

Because she can't fit into D shells

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Safeway Jokes More Safeway Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway?

You take the S out of SAFE and you take the F out of WAY

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense :D

Safeway Bag Jokes More Safeway Bag Jokes

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".