What did the pirate say when he saw his kid lighting the ship on fire?

Arrr son!

Previous Random Joke Next

Light Jokes More Light Jokes

What's the difference between light and hard?

You can sleep with a light on.

What did the egg say when it got turned up?

Om-lit

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between a van and a minivan?

A van picks up kids. A minivan picks up your kids

Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What kind... What kind of vitamins pirates take?

Vitamin "D".

Where do pirates go in the summer?

In ARRgentina.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!