Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Why did Thor not invite many people to his brother's wedding?

Because it was Low key

Why is Thor's brother always overlooked?

Because he's low key.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

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Which Norse God consistently uses VPNs?

Ill give you a hint, he remains very low-key.

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

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What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer. Man: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

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Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating?

He was skating before it was cool