Why do Norse gods never ice skate?

Because the ice always Thors.

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Thor Jokes More Thor Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

Norse Jokes More Norse Jokes

How did the Norse god of mischief celebrate his birthday?

With a low-key event

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Norse God Jokes More Norse God Jokes

What do you call a Norse god after a workout?

Thor

What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet?

DownlOdin. What do you call getting a movie about Norse gods from the Internet illegally? Thorrenting.

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ?

Banana split so ice creamed !

Why did the fisherman drill a hole in the ice?

For the Halibut

Skate Jokes More Skate Jokes

What does the sun skate on?

Solarblades

What do you say to a fig on ice?

Fig u're skating