How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

What did the bobby (English policeman) say to the hitchhiker with three heads, no arms and one leg?

Ello 'ello 'ello, you look 'armless, 'op in."

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What happened to all the pokemon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.

How do you get from Iran to Iraq without moving?

You switch the 'n' with 'q'.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What is the best joke you have heard that was on the end of a Popsicle stick?

Here is mine: Q: Where do snowmen dance --------- A: At the snowball. Best joke at the end of a Popsicle stick

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What do you call a dinosaur from the Middle East?

An Iran-asaurus!

Why are there no Wal Marts in Iraq, Iran, or Afghanistan?

Because there are already too many targets. (credit: some old veteran bum looking guy sleeping on a bench at the police station I went to today.)