What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

How did the muslim get cancer?

By smoking a lot of fags.

What kind of cancer does an amnesiac oncologist diagnose?

Adenocarcinoma

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

A: 9.81 m/s2

What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

Gum Jokes More Gum Jokes

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What was the stressed out toddler diagnosed with?

Diapertension