What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

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What's the best way to get bubblegum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's the difference between cancer and black people?

Cancer got Jobs.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

Why are foodfights forbidden in japanese schools?

The children always end up with lice in their hair.

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What is the best way to cut a mango?

With a knife!

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

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What do you call someone on the borderline of being diagnosed with a borderline personality disorder?

An asylum seeker.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.