Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What's up dawg?

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What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

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How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

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What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

What does a stick of Big Red and a Jamaican prisoner have in common?

Dey both sinna, mon!

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What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

Bruise Jokes More Bruise Jokes

What do you call an injured martial artist?

Bruised Lee

What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Why did the redditor stand on a piece of fruit to check his weight?

BECAUSE HE WAS USING A BANANA FOR SCALE

Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What is science?

Student: Me Ma'am! Me! Teacher: Ok Pedro! What is science Student: science is our Lesson for today.