Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why do buddhist make bad vacuum salesman?

They can't deal with attachments.

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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Teacher Jokes More Teacher Jokes

What did the teacher call her intelligent yet self-harming student?

Her scar pupil.

Who built the first American car?

Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims " Student: "Yeah they made the Mayflower Compact."

Scientist Jokes More Scientist Jokes

Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water?

He had a very esteemed colleague.

Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

Year Old Jokes More Year Old Jokes

What is the best thing about twenty six year olds?

There are twenty of them

What's Michael Jackson's favorite thing about twenty-eight year olds?

There's 20 of them.

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you call it when an ex pees on you?

EX-STREAM!

Why was ex so lonely at the party?

Because every time he tried to integrate, he ended up with himself.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

Where do Pandas live?

On the road to Extinction.

Designer Jokes More Designer Jokes

How many designers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does it really have to be a lightbulb

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

Prefer Jokes More Prefer Jokes

Why don't they have bars in Syria?

Because, they prefer to get bombed at home.

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.