Gum Jokes

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train?

One says, "Spit out your gum!" The other goes, "Choo Choo Choo"

What's the best way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer.

What's a good way to get gum out of your hair?

Getting diagnosed with cancer.

What's long and hard when you first put in in your mouth, but soft and wrinkly when you take it out?

A piece of gum, you pervert!

What do designers of gum call new flavors from old ingredients?

ex-spearmints

How do you get gum out of your hair?

Get cancer

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

How do you get gum out of hair?

cancer -I'm sorry-

Why did the piece of gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken.

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What is the worst part about being black?

You never know if your gums are bruised.

What is the difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher says, "Spit out your gum," but a train says, "Chew chew!"

What's the difference between a school teacher and a train?

A school teacher tells you to spit out your gum, a train says choo choo.

Why is a train like a stick of gum?

A: One goes choo-choo the other goes chew-chew.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What type of gum does a Buddhist perfer?

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What type of objects do not accelerate, regardless of the force applied?

Letterhead and envelopes. No matter how hard you try, they remain stationery!

What type of fruit do twins prefer?

Pears.

Spit Jokes More Spit Jokes

Why is it better to be ashy?

cause it just means you spit more fire

Why did the shark spit out the clown?

Because he tasted funny!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many Studio Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.

Who's the new guy?

And the bartender says, I don't know, but I've heard he's a shady character!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What do you do when you miss your ex?

Reload and shoot again.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Zen Buddhist with a Jehovah's Witness?

knock knock knock... excuse me sir, but do you have a few minutes to discuss nothing

What do you call a Mexican Buddhist?

Om-bre

Chicken Foot Jokes More Chicken Foot Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

A: By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Dawg Jokes More Dawg Jokes

What's Clifford's favorite gum?

Big Red, dawg.

What's up dawg?

Me: Up dawg Person: What is that Me: What is what Person: Whats up dawg Me: nothing much hbu Person: ...

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to get to the front page?

Post good stuff. Please up vote To FP!

What's the best way to catch a fish?

Have someone throw it at you.