How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What does a racist joke and a crime have in common?

They both start with you looking over your shoulder.

Why did Billy Joel get acquitted?

Because he didn't start the fire.

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How do you build a flea circus?

You have to start from scratch.

How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What shape gets rid of curses?

A hexagon

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

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What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.

Why does a girls rub her eyes in the morning?

A. Because they don't have balls to itch.