How do you get rid of an itch?

Start from scratch.

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What's the thing in common between your girlfriend starting the pill and the muisic group Europe?

It's the final condom... Ta da da da...

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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Why can't DJs play pool?

A: They always scratch.

How do you make a flea circus?

From scratch.

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Why did ginny make harry get rid of his invisibility cloak?

He kept coming out of no where

How do you get rid of pubic lice?

Seriously, it is not a joke. I really want to know.

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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito?

Because an itch in time saves nine.

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.