Existential Crisis Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?"

Wild Jokes More Wild Jokes

How do you spot a cheetah in the wild?

You don't, they're already spotted!

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Aquarium Jokes More Aquarium Jokes

How did the aquarium win the battle?

Giant Fish Tanks.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Bob Jokes More Bob Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

How do you call Bob the Builder when he is unemployed?

Bob

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

How do you get people to pirate an album?

Release it on TIDAL

Why do you call the US government when a blizzard of secret information gets released?

They're snowed-en!

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

Why did the dolphin run away from home to start a new life?

He felt he had lost his sense of porpoise.