What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

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What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has its pricks on the outside

What side of a leopard has the most spots?

The outside

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Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf