What side of the dog has the most fur?

A: The Outside.

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Which dog can tell time?

A watchdog.

What dogs never get lost?

Newfound-lands!

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What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Ferrari?

The pricks are on the outside of a hedgehog.

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How does the modern-day James Bond prefer his women?

Shaven, not furred

What do you call a French cow that grows sprouts instead of fur?

Chia LaBeouf