What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How do you give a solipsist an existential crisis?

You tell me.

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What do you call a limbless swimmer?

Bob.

Why don't apples smile when you go bobbing ?

Because they're crab apples !

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What have you tried so far?

Me: Everything IT guy: Me: I shook the mouse a few times and did some swearing

What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?

Hard cheese.