What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What do you call a mouse named Bob who's having an existential crisis?

Bob.

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How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in your swimming pool?

Bob

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It only takes two mice to screw in a light bulb. The hard part is getting them in there.

What do you call a mouse with no balls?

Optical.