Mexican Child Jokes

How do you give a time-out to a Mexican child?

Have him stand against a wall.

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What do you call a Mexican child?

A paragraph, because he isn't yet an se.

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What do you call a Mexican pervert?

A pedrophile

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What's a Mexican pimp's favorite investment?

A putable bond

What did the Mexican student write his essay about?

Life outside of prison.

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Why doesn't Reno Jackson like torrenting?

Because he's always fighting pirates XD

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

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