He heard the reception was going to be terrible...
The guest of honor always shows up late!
They heard he was a fungi
He heard the farmer yell "Hogwash!"
If youve lost one and havent found it in a couple days, chances are its probably dead.
Because it was charged with battery.
I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
No reception.
At the end of the day, a stiff gets buried either way.
Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.
