What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did one tree say to the other?

Nothing. They bark.

How do trees encourage one another?

They say "I'm rooting for you"

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do get if you cross a parrot and a crocodile?

A: An animal that talks your head off.

Why couldn't the cat walk through the door?

it had a javelin through it's head.

Flower Jokes More Flower Jokes

What's grey carries a bunch of flowers and cheers you up when your ill ?

A get wellephant !

What do you get if you cross a bunch of flowers with a burglar ?

Robbery with violets !

Sky Jokes More Sky Jokes

Why was Cloud trying to cheer up Sky?

He looked a little blue

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

Route Jokes More Route Jokes

What's the one thing you don't want to hear when fighting with your wife on a long road trip?

Recalculating route.

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.