How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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What's a narcoleptics favorite game?

Hide and go sleep.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

How do Filipinos count money?

One-a two-a three-a four-a another-a ...

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How are that many Republicans candidates supposed to debate each other at once?

Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.

Why are they called jokes?

Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.