How do you hide money from a Republican?

Hide it in a science book.

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How do you protect yourself from ghosts?

Hide in the living room.

Where's the best place to hide money from a Mexican?

Under a bar of soap.

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Where do atheists donate their money?

Non Prophet Organizations

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!