What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What happens when Niagara trips?

Niagara Falls

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How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?

Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."

What stops your hair from falling?

The floor

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white and green?

A skunk rolling down a hill with a pickle in its mouth.

What do you call a ford on top of a hill?

A lie

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What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

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How many Ricks from TWD does it take to change a light bulb?

Carl gets shot in the face.

Why does everyone hate Will?

courtesy of my Uncle Rick