What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What do you call it when a Greek handicap falls over?

Olympus has fallen.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

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What do you call a Mexican on a hill?

Gracias.

Whats Harry Potters favourite way of getting down a hill?

walking. JK ROLLING

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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?

No one knows it's never happened.

What is Italian-American foreplay?

Hey! Wake up and roll over!"

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What do you call a Rick and Morty fan with a bronze medal?

Thirdperson.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!