Middle school.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
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Republicans weren't off of work yet.
How much damage can their Weiner make...
Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.
A: Elephants never forget.
Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!
Dems!
Republicans have them thrown out.
Because its good Christian values to invade the Middle East.
So he'll only be the second worst president ever.
None, they're all screwed.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Hide it in a science book.
Because they know how to shut the House down.
Dracula.
Because it needs some bragging rights.
Take your foot off of their head.
Because the sunscreen instructed to apply liberally and he was unwilling to compromise.
Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.
They both want to make money off of other people's work!
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Mitt Romney's thinking of running for President, again.
NEIN!"
Their first act since arriving was to go after the elderly.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Throw a dollar bill in the floor and let the last one alive run for president.
With a plunger.
Clothed minded
Because the directions say to apply it liberally.
They want everything to be straight.
Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.
To bitter fit in my uterus.
Because calling them republican presidential candidates would make me cry.
the republican presidential candidates.
They're usually the elephant in the room
Californians don't screw in lightbulbs, they screw in hot tubs. (I remember this from the 1970s when I was in middle school. It's one of my first dirty jokes)
Kids: WE DO! YAY!
STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!
Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.
A: None. They only know how to destroy the taxpayers.
Pigs want to be pulled through the mudhole.
The millitree.
A: Alone.
Pay $100 for 30 minutes
I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.
The more you twist them the harder they get.
They both have wings, except for the elephant.
When it's too heavy to lift.
My husband doesn't go to the circus
One bursts into flames in the sunlight, and the other is a vampire.
