How do you identify a vegan?

Listen closely.

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What kind of music does a factory worker listen to?

Industrial Metal

What music do dyslexic programmers listen to?

Run/CMD

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What did the vegan say when he saw someone familiar?

I've seen herbivore.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.

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Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What does Darth Vader identify as on Tumblr?

Ana-kin