How can you identify an Irish pirate?

A: He's the one with patches over both eyes.

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What do you call a fish with three eyes?

fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

Why is the Mississippi such an unusual river?

Pupil: Because it has four eyes and can't see!

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How many guys in IT does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.

Which character do you most identify with?

Ross 8. Which is your least favorite character Ross

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What do the Irish do after winning the world cup?

They proceed to Chapter 9: The Dark Mark

What's the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone wants to be Irish on Saint Patrick's Day.

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Why did the pirate with the eye patch drown?

Because he had no depth perception.

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.