because they lay out in the sun so much lol :P
Shakira. Her hips don't lie.
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
They can't even.
Have you ever tried to split a grilled cheese
There is no sound... The P is silent.
Because his peg leg made him go 'R'
It gets dark.
Because it's in da-skies!
Because he's a waiter. (lol)
Celibacy. (Edit: LOL! Seems I've "triggered" some folks with broken hands and fedora collections.)