It defies logic
Stamps!
Lice" Why ... Because it is latching on a running Cheetah.
A washing machine won't follow you around after you dump your load in it.
Because women are always right.
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Logic.
Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.
Ok but let's add something fierce so they are afraid to defy him
Women. They heavier they are, the easier they are to pick up.