How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

How did you burn the Thanksgiving Turkey?

Me: I followed the directions. 20 minutes a pound at 325 degrees. I weigh 175 pounds!

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What is the capital of the United States?

Half of what it was last week

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.