How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

What's the difference between Turkey and Duck?

Duck doesn't deny the Armenian Genocide.

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How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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What do you call enchilada sauce bkessed by a priest?

A: HOLY MOLE' Thank you, I'll be in r/dadjokes all week!

What's the difference between a sick elephant and seven days ?

One is a weak one and the other one week !