How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What key won't let you through any doors?

A turkey.

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Suspense Jokes More Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Week Jokes More Week Jokes

What's the longest you've ever stared at your phone without glancing up to look at the road while driving?

For me it's three weeks.

What's the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?

You can throw your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you around for two weeks afterward