Suspense Jokes

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

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How to keep a reader in suspense?

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How do you leave a bunch of idiots in suspense?

I'll tell you guys tomorrow

How do you keep a bunch of redditors in suspense?

I'll post the punchline later.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

How do you keep someone in suspense?

I'll tell you later.

How do you keep redditors in suspense?

I dunno, I'll tell ya tomorrow

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Why do we all marry?

because romance is not the only element of life, we should also know horror, terror, suspense, irony, stupidity and tragedy of life!

How do you keep a moron in suspense for 24 hours?

I'll post the answer tomorrow.

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Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

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Why do we all marry?

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Why don't dyslexics like the story of King Arthur?

They think it's about the romance and majesty of Camelto.