What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

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How many IT support techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

have you tried turning the light off and back on?"

What's the M0D's name before they're triggered; turning into a furious, putrid, lump of blubber?

Bruce Banner

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What's the best part of Chinese food?

The 4/10 cookie

What's the best part about a Fight Club joke?

The punchline.

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Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

What is the best thing about duct tape?

It turns no no no into mm mm mmmm.

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What is the best part about duct tape?

It can turn "no, no, no!" Into "mmm, mmm, mmm"

Why ya going to the airport?

Why ya going to the airport? Flying Somewhere?" : "How'd you guess?" : "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?" : "Aspen." : "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."