Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar player and a savings bond?

Eventually the savings bond will mature and begin to earn money.

What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

A: One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Whats the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?

I wouldn't pay 200 to have a lentil on in my mouth

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What do you call the babies born in a whorehouse?

Brothel sprouts.

Whats the difference between a baby and a feminist?

At some point in its life, a baby will grow up and stop crying.

Watermelon Jokes More Watermelon Jokes

What is the difference between 400 dead babies and a watermelon?

I don't have a watermelon in my garage.

How do you get the water in a watermelon?

Plant it in the spring.

Smash Jokes More Smash Jokes

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon

What screams "Allah Akbar" and then smashes your crockery to pieces?

A Daesh washer.

Sledge Hammer Jokes More Sledge Hammer Jokes

What is the difference between a dead baby and a water melon?

One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other one's a water melon.

Whats the difference between a watermelon and baby?

One's really fun to smash with a sledge-hammer and the other is just a watermelon