What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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How do you get honey from a graveyard?

From a zombee! I'll see myself out

Why do they put fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Why did the football coach call his quarterback a hairdresser?

Because he missed a split-end on a curl.