What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

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Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

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Why is there a fence around the graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

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What's the difference between a duck and a curling iron?

A duck is a carbon-based life form while a curling iron is an inanimate appliance

How do you keep Canadian bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away its brooms.