Aqua Fur Jokes

How does water stay warm during the winter?

It wears an aqua-fur.

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How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Where do fleas go in winter?

Werewolf: Search me!

When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What do you call an old snowman?

Water.

Warn Jokes More Warn Jokes

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What did "Nock" say to "K"?

You can join us, as long as you stay quiet.

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.