How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

How does someone with amnesia tell a joke?

I don't remember.

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Why do girls... Hang out in odd numbers?

Because they can't even!

How can you tell if a girl is under 18?

Ask her if she is a Bernie Sanders supporter.

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What does Mrs. pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!

How you compliment an Italian cheese maker?

Gouda worka"

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What's small but effective?

A smile

Why do blondes smile when it's lightning?

A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.