How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

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What "YSK" means?

Everyone keeps telling me that I should know...

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

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Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

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How do you compliment a scarecrow?

Tell him he's outstanding in his field!

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

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What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

Why is everyone smiling at me today?

checks fly* *no pants* Aaaah.