Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a Fabric Designer and a Science Professor?

Ask them to pronounce "LATEX"

What do you call a person with memory problems telling a joke?

To get to the other side.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What does the Pillsbury Dough boy hide under his apron?

Dough nuts!

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Why don't French people smile in pictures?

The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".

What do u call an ethopian with a slice of cheese on his head?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician?

A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Who is king of all the mice ?

Mouse Tse Tung !

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road?

Look out for the mice!