Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

How did the police determine which turtle ate the diamond ring?

They conducted an in-turtle investigation.

What happened when the barman died?

The police held an inn-quest

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell an astronaut where they're going?

Straight up.

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

What is a mouse's favourite game ?

Hide and squeak !

Why do women aged 40+ not play hide and seek?

cause nobody would be looking for them.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Colby Jack's.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

What's the difference between a magician and a psychologist?

A magician makes rabbits appear in hats, while a psychologist makes habits appear in rats.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have small balls?

Not many of them know how to dance.

What is gray, has a trunk, and big ears?

A mouse going on vacation.