Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

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Police Jokes More Police Jokes

Why did the french chef go to the police?

Escargot stolen.

Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

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What's her name?

Me: I'm not telling you. Him: What does it start with at least Me:

How do you tell the difference between an X and Y chromosome?

You pull down its genes.

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How do you starve an black man?

Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian woman with a yeast infection?

A quarter-pounder with cheese

What type of cheese can you see in a mirror?

Halloumi! (Hello me)

Rat Jokes More Rat Jokes

How many rats does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.

Why wouldn't the mouse tell the police where he hid the cheese?

Because he's not a rat.

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have tiny balls?

Not very many of them know how to dance

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse ?

Getting it to fit over a bucket !