Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

Why won't pigs take up jogging?

They don't like to get that far from the table.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

Why don't you ever callout my name when we're making love?

Husband: "Because I don't want to wake you."

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How do deer get revenge?

By giving each other a taste of their own venison

What can you add to any food to make it taste better?

The word "free"

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.