Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

What do you call Stephen Hawking rolling away from an explosion?

Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Why does Ellen Pao play so much tennis?

Its the only place she can get love.

What music you into?

Date: I love hip hop Me: Yeah me too thinking of something to say to impress her Me: Soup Dogg is my cousin

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What do you call a coffee made with frothy milk that tastes like crap?

A farte

Why do women love the smell of babies so much?

Because 50% of the taste is in the smell.

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Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

How many bear arms could Bear Grylls bear to bear if Bear Grylls could bear to bear bear arms?

bear