How do you know a stranger could be an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you make cultured milk?

You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.

How do you know when to use "fridge" or "refrigerator"?

Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge.

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why did North Korea tell South Korea not to crow about the recent agreement?

Because they'd rather see them raven. Obligatory apology: saw a headline and couldn't resist.

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How do you know an engineer is an extrovert?

He stares at shoes while he talks to you.

Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31= DEC 25

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How can you tell if a person is a vegetarian?

Don't worry. They'll tell you they're a vegetarian.

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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How do you get a stranger to hop onto a bandwagon?

You poke 'em on.

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice