How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of Coke?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo fall out of a window

What are you typing?

Let me guess. Oh wait, stop right there, I know what it is. It's not that Okay wait.. I know it, I know it!" -Google.

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How is a man like a snowstorm?

A: You never know when he's coming how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

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What did the blanket say to the bed?

Don't worry, I've got you covered.

What did Bobby Mcferrin say to his beer?

Don't worry, be hoppy :)

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How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What does one call an undertaker that's been drafted into the Military?

A Corpseman. Painfully obvious, yet a terrible play on the English language, I know. It was something I came up with a few years ago, for some unknown reason.