How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

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Why did Florence Welch sing 'Sweet Nothing'?

Because she was out of lemo-nada. It's okay guys, i'll let myself out...

How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

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What is the distinction between a man that has had a vasectomy and one who hasn't?

I don't know, as far as I'm concerned there's not a vas deferens.

How do girls know when they are adults?

When they start to like spankings

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How do you know if someone has run a marathon?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.

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What branch of the military did the hipster join?

The Salvation Army.

What do you call promoting a broom to the highest rank in the military?

A Sweeping Generalization.