How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

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How do you know you put the right joke in the right thread?

Don't worry, someone will tell you.

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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What did the shooting range instructor say to the guy in a wheelchair?

Parachute

What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

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What do you call an "Asian" that loves using moisturizer?

Laotian.

Why isn't the speed of light Asian?

Because it never gets better than a 'C'.