What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

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Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

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What is the best thing about living in Switzerland?

I don't know, but the flag is a big plus.

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

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Why do Democrats like to play Pokemon?

They've always enjoyed rounding up Japanese monsters.

What kind of dish does LeBron like?

anything with curry in it.

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What do people from West Virginia do on Halloween?

Pump-Kin

Why do programmers think Halloween's the same as Christmas?

Because 31OCT == 25DEC (thank you very much)

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What's a hillbillies favorite holiday? Halloween.... Do you want to know why?

Because they like to pump kin.

Why do redneck men enjoy Halloween so much?

They love to pump kin.

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What do they do in West Virginia for Halloween?

Pump Kin

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!"

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How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2. A man, his wife, and his cousin

What's the difference between gluten and hillbillies?

One's inbred, the others in bread