How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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How much did the obese man know about fitness?

Diddly squat

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

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Why doesn't Waldo wear stripes?

He doesn't like to be spotted

Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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How do you keep someone curious?

I'll tell you on my next post

How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?

When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

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What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What do you call black men working while white men watch?

Slav-The NBA

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Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

Why is Ronaldo so good at football?

Oil of Ole Ole Ole

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What did Superman get at the supermarket?

A Super Bowl

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians