How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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What did the mole say when someone told him there were entire above-ground civilizations?

Holy moley, I didn't know that!"

What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

What game do lesbians like to play?

Clash of Clams

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Why did the dyslexic man have slime on his face?

Because I told him a good joke.

How do you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask him/her to pronounce unionized

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Why don't women wear watches?

Because there's a perfectly good clock on the stove

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Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

Why do pirates love football so much?

Cus they love to count YAAAARds.

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What happened to the Denver Broncos in the Super Bowl?

They had a MetLife crisis. (that's the name of the stadium)

What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...