Why don't native Americans like snow?

We don't like anything white on our land.

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What two things look exactly the opposite but mean exactly the same?

9/11 and 11/9 - darkest days in American history

How do you get Americans to join a World War?

Tell them it's nearly finished.

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What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically?

Tsar-Chasm

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Why do scuba divers fall off the boat backwards?

Because is they fell forward they'd land in the boat.

How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed?

An hour after its landed its still whining.

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Why Did the Native Americans Car Break Down?

Their Injun died on them!

What do Native Americans call vegetarians?

Poor hunters

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What do you call a hacker who stays home when it snows outside?

Edward Snowed-in!

How can you find Will Smith in the snow?

Because he's black