How do you know if someone grew up in New York City?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing "

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How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!

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Why are all my black friends so tall?

Because their knee grows.

Why was the fruit farmer losing money?

He couldn't grow a pear

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How do you know when someone is a single mother?

Don't worry! They will tell you!

How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the best thing from New York City?

The train to Boston

What time is it in New York City?

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