How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why did the captain execute the pastry chef?

Because his orders were to shoot all desserters.

Aircraft Jokes More Aircraft Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Whine Jokes More Whine Jokes

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

Engine Jokes More Engine Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Ramp Jokes More Ramp Jokes

Why is Stephen Hawking going to hell?

Because it's a stairway to heaven, not a ramp.

How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.