Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

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Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

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Why didn't the bear from the revenant win the Oscar?

Because it would've torn Leo up to receive another Oscar loss

Why did the scientist take off his doorbell?

because he wanted to win the "Nobel" prize!

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What's the motto of the Singaporean police?

Big Brudder is watching you

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

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Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"

What do you get when you mix a cat and a blender?

A visit from the cops.

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Why was the heroin dealer arrested at the basketball game?

He was talking smack.

Why did the short guy lose the basketball game?

Because he four feet.

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What is the most popular bank in Wales?

Welsh Fargo... ...gramps made me do it.

Who's winning Went to visit my Granddad. He was watching a basketball game. "What's the score Gramps?

92 to 86." "Who's winning " I asked. "92"