You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.
It was a Freudian slip
To look more like their mom.
Because he knows how to reduce fractions.
To the water, it is time! Or in french... ... BWA HA HA HA. OK... I know this is kind a dad joke but.... yeah (for those don't speak French and thus don't get this, click the link and click the speaker to have it read to you ;) )
A: At whine o'clock.
On a scale from Casey Anthony to Jerry Sandusky, how much do you love kids?
Gilles de la gourmette
He says, "Gourmet I be excused?"
IUD
