Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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Why is it called "the circle of life"?

Because it's pointless.

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

A: I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!