How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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How do you know if a guy has an asian wife?

He'll tell you.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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What type of weed do lizards smoke?

Mariguana.

What do you call someone who smokes two joints?

Double jointed.

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Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

Where do cats go on vacation?

Maui.

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When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What do you call a man who cleans out toilets ?

Lou !

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What does an Arab do after riding his camel?

He has a cigarette!

What's the first thing a hillbilly says after losing her virginity?

Get off me Daddy, you're crushing my cigarettes.