How do you know when a cat's done cleaning itself?

It's smoking a cigarette.

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What it is, sweetie?

3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

What did the big chimmney say to the little chimmney?

Stop smoking. You are too young to smoke

Why did the man smoke a cigarette in Beijing?

To get some fresh air

Cat Jokes More Cat Jokes

Who's there ! Cartoon ! Cartoon who ?

Cartoon up just fine she purrs like a cat !

Why did the cat put the letter "M" into the fridge ?

Because it turns "ice" into "mice" !

Clean Jokes More Clean Jokes

Why is it NASA has never sent a woman to the moon?

It don't need cleaning!

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Cigarette Jokes More Cigarette Jokes

Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette?

Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night.

What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.