Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How Many Wal-Mart Workers Does it Take to Screw In a Lightbulb?

One to screw in the lightbulb, stock four carts of supplies, and handle seventeen simultaneous customers at any one time for five consecutive hours.

What do you do with the time saved?

Me: *tying my dogs shoes* Sorry, what

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

School Jokes More School Jokes

What's a hotdog's best subject in school?

History. Because history has always been written by wieners.

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What do Jedi sheep sound like?

Dagobah.

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What did the mexican say when a development fell on him?

yo get off me, homes!

What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home?

The shadow of his former shelf.