Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

What do you get when you hire an owl to babysit your kids?

A real hootenanny!

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Which candy is never on time?

Choco-late.

What do nuclear physicists do when they have time off?

They go fission.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

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What do you call a cowboy who helps out in a school ?

The deputy head !

Why do Mexican students act like they own the school?

Because there mom cleans it and there dad fixed the roof

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What sound does Reddit make when it blows up?

Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP gold. Thank you!

Why is Princess Peach named after a fruit and Princess Daisy named after a flower?

Because wanting to sound good is their OBJECTion

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

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How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student : By Staying at home. :p