Why did a kid get arrested for taking a home made clock into school?

Sounds like he had already done the... time

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How many kids does Adrian Peterson have?

More than you can shake a stick at

How many Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Who's there ! Bones ! Bones who ?

Bones upon a time... !

What time is the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty (2:30)

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why was the lobster arrested?

Because he was always pinching things.

Why did the felon have so much energy?

He was well arrested!

School Jokes More School Jokes

Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

What is the Asian firefighter's favorite song?

The Sound of Sirens

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

Why are orphans bad at baseball?

They have no idea where home is.

What do you call a stay-at-home parent?

Unemployed.