Miso Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

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Why does Jesus like Japanese food?

Because he loves miso

What the japanese version of mission impossible?

Miso impossible

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...

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What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

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What's the difference between toilet paper and the shower curtain?

So you're the one.... (only if you answered "i don't know")

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

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Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Where did the drug addict keep his food and dishes?

The potry

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What do Japanese people call.. -What do Japanese people call their japs eye?

My eye

What do Japanese people do during an erection?

They go to the polls and vote.

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What did the cop do when his Sergeant did not grant him the vacation he requested?

Shot a black man.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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What do you call two couches that are in love with each other?

Homosectionals.

Why did the SpaceX rocket explode?

because I don't love you anymore.