How do you know Satan's barbeque ribs are good?

Cos they're trident tested. #noapologies

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When punching a toddler, how hard is too hard?

Calm down... I'm not talking about MY kid. I know how hard to punch her. I'm her mother.

How do you know that the Invisible Man doesn't have any children?

Because he's not apparent.

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Which is the only bank that drug tests all of its employees?

PNC

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

Why do dyslexic children get nothing for Christmas?

They are writing to Satan.