What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What's the difference between a secret Taliban hideout and an Afghan public school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone

How the hell would she know?

We only met last week!

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the restaurant on the moon fail?

They barely had any atmosphere.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How many IT guys does it take to change a light bulb?

No IT guys change light bulbs, they just keep flicking the switch on and off again until something happens.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Calculus Student Jokes More Calculus Student Jokes

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why was the Jedi so good at the synthesizer?

He had a high MIDI-chlorian count. Test.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What are you doing today?

2: 'Well, I think I can really push my limits' 1: 'Oh right, are you sure ' 2: 'I'm definite'.

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits