What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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Why are so many computer scientists atheists?

Because praying for a bug fix is guaranteed to fail.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it .

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What's a joke that you invented?

Here's mine: Did you hear about the guy who had to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted.

How many ways are there to please a guy?

Three way.

Calculus Student Jokes More Calculus Student Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Where do calculus students go when they are sick?

To L'Hopital.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

Why can't animals take tests?

Too many cheetahs!!!!

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time )

Speed Ticket Jokes More Speed Ticket Jokes

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the cow say to the police officer, giving a speeding ticket?

Miav.