What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

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How much does a birdhouse cost?

I don't know the exact price but I know they're pretty cheep

What happens when a high school calls in a replacement teacher for a subject they know nothing about?

Ooops... wrong sub.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What did the chicken say ?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road ?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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What do you call a guy that's lost his car?

Carlos

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An amputee

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Why did the calculus students get arrested?

For drinking and deriving.

How do calculus students feel about undefined slopes in Cartesian planes?

Indifferential.

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How do you test for pregnancy in Harlem?

See if the tampon's cotton was picked.

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Coat-Hanger Abortions

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What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."