How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

What's denser than a black hole?

Your ex.

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How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know? .... saw this joke in today's

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.

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How are doctors so well tempered even under heavy stress?

They have a lot of patients

Why is the sea so strong?

It has a lot of mussels.

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What if Stephen Hawking is the real Slim Shady?

But we'll never know, because he can't stand up?

Why is Stephen Hawking so controversial?

He never changes his position.