How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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What did the black holes say when they collided?

Nothing, they just waved. (Sorry)

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How do you know Axe was invented by black people?

If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.

What does gasoline taste like?

I don't know, I'm in a coma.

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What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed?

With lots of hops!

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What's the quietest album in the world?

Stephen Hawking - unplugged

What's black and is on top of the stairs?

Stephen Hawking after a housefire.