Kellogg Jokes

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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How do you know that a dinosaur ate Kel for breakfast?

Because there was a kellogg in the toilet

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Who ate those tomatoes?

Tom ate those.

Why did Windows skip to 10?

Because 7 ate 9.

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How did the dog's owner know his pet was angry about having soap flakes for breakfast?

He foamed at the mouth.

What does Salvador Dali have for breakfast?

Surreal.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

What did the toaster say to the pop tart?

I want you inside of me.

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What did Disney call their remake of Dante's Inferno?

101 damnations

What do Disney and Kellogg's have in common?

They both make pop tarts.

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Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Toilet Jokes More Toilet Jokes

What is the meanest thing you could do to a blind person ?

Leave the plunger on the toilet.

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.